Semiconductor Manufacturer Gifts

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Lithium Fair

Origins of a family tradition.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Bring flag factories back to America.

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

At the baby oil factory.

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

The Two Economies

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

The Unknown Military Contractor