Car Manufacturer Gifts

'This time the auto maker is recalling all the drivers.'

A Self-Driving Car

'You mean you never herd of cars with fiberglass bodies before?'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

'We only fit these signs to the car.'

"It's about Henry Ford."

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

Your car can be any shape you desire

Henry Ford sculptures

US Car Industry.

The Auto Recall Track.

A giant woman pics up cars

'We ran out of names like Mustang, Jaguar and Cougar,'

Will work for food. . . Will work for Ford.

'Yes, it's a GM car. Government made.'

"I'm just not sure the general public is ready for this, Foster."

Crash test dummy attempts suicide

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'