Automaker Gifts

"I don't know what the hell happened - one minute I'm at work in Flint, Michigan, then there's a giant sucking sound and suddenly here I am in Mexico."

Concerned that the government might not agree to a bailout, the automakers sought other ways to raise capital,

Lemon assembly line

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Perfect."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Computer Controlled Car

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Bring flag factories back to America.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

General Motors.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."