Automaker Gifts

"I don't know what the hell happened - one minute I'm at work in Flint, Michigan, then there's a giant sucking sound and suddenly here I am in Mexico."

Lemon assembly line

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Perfect."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Computer Controlled Car

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Bring flag factories back to America.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.