Chipmaker Gifts

Cow reading chip makers sign: 'Chipmaker, eh? I should get out of the milk biz, and go to work there.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Bring flag factories back to America.

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

The Two Economies

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."