Electric Company Worker Gifts

"Do you have to read the meter right now?!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Neversource"

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Electricity Bills

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

A Utility Knife.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.