You should live within your means like I do, Henderson.
Utility Company Employees Gifts
Celebrate the dedication of utility company employees with our unique collection of gifts. Perfect for those who keep the lights on, the water flowing, and everything running smoothly. Show your appreciation with witty and thoughtful items that speak to their vital role.
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
The Solar System (after deregulation)
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
Water company bonus.
'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'
"Neversource"
"Read me one more, Daddy!"
"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."
'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'
Water shortage and waste due to leaks
Electricity Bills
Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.
If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.
Home Heating Oil
'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.
"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."
A Utility Knife.
"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."
Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."
Energy Bills
Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.
A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'
Duel Fuel?
New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.
A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.
Call before you dig!
'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'
"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"
Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?
Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.
"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"
Utility Company Employees Gifts Collection
Utility Company Employees Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating utility company employees and their important work. Find a design that brings a smile to their face during coffee breaks.
Utility Company Employees Pillows
Browse our selection of pillows that honor utility company employees with fun and inspiring designs, suitable for home or workspace decor.
Utility Company Employees Prints
Discover prints that pay tribute to utility workers with clever captions and professional themes, making a thoughtful gift to decorate their office or home.
Utility Company Employees T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts designed for utility workers — perfect for wearing with pride or as a humorous gift for someone in the industry.