The World wasting water.
Utilities Worker Gifts
Show appreciation for your favorite utility worker with our unique collection of gifts designed to honor their vital role. From practical mugs to fun t-shirts, our products make your gratitude clear while adding a touch of humor and personality. Perfect for colleagues, friends, or family members who keep the power, water, and sewage flowing seamlessly. Celebrate their dedication with a gift that combines wit, warmth, and utility-inspired charm.
'Water has become so scarce, we've had to dilute it...!'
"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
The Solar System (after deregulation)
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
"Neversource"
"Read me one more, Daddy!"
'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'
"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
Water shortage and waste due to leaks
Electricity Bills
A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."
"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."
Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
A Utility Knife.
Energy Bills
Cleaning service on skates.
Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.
Pipeline bends around a bear.
Duel Fuel?
New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.
Call before you dig!
A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.
'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'
Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?
"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"
"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"
'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'
'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'
"What a beautiful day."
'Hello George old boy! I wonder if you and Margaret would be interested in buying your gas and electricity from us?' - (Power Station in garden)
Utilities Worker Gifts Collection
Utilities Worker Mugs
Explore our range of utility worker-themed mugs that make mornings brighter with humorous and appreciative designs. Perfect for any shift worker or utility professional.
Utilities Worker Pillows
Bring humor and personality into any space with our utility worker-themed pillows, the perfect gift to show appreciation with a cozy touch.
Utilities Worker Prints
Decorate with pride using our utility worker-themed art prints, ideal for inspiring a sense of appreciation and humor in any environment.
Utilities Worker T-Shirts
Discover our collection of utility worker-inspired t-shirts, combining comfort and wit to celebrate those who keep everything flowing smoothly.