'I told you not to touch the hot line!'
Utility Worker Gifts
Looking for a gift for your utility worker? Show appreciation for their hard work with witty, thoughtful products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for firefighters, electricians, and other essential roles, these items add a splash of humor and warmth to their day. Whether for a special occasion or just because, surprise them with a gift that recognizes their crucial role in keeping our world running smoothly.
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
Rural electrification finally reaches Tarzan's neighborhood with unfortunate consequences.
'Hello, I'm from the company that provides your gas, electricity, water, phone and internet. We were wondering ... who does your hair these days?'
Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.
New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.
"What a beautiful day."
"Read me one more, Daddy!"
"Anyone feel that power surge?"
He worked his whole life at the gas company.
A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.
Call before you dig!
Every time it rains it rains, Pennies from Heaven...
"It must cost a fortune to heat this place."
Disaster strikes Water Treatment Plants minutes after four networks simultaneously showed three hour movies without commercial interruptions.
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.
"Don't worry, it's just temporary...'til they find a way to fire you."
"Yeah, we have a squirrel problem, but it's not what you think..."
"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
"This is your energy supplier. . . We're all on holiday in Bermuda at the moment - but leave a message and we might get back to you. . ."
"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"
"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"
Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
When we're called to a gas leak the first thing we don't do is light a cigarette!
'And next time, ask them to send a thinner meter-reader!'
A Utility Knife.
'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'
Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.
Overweight telephone repairman.
Fred after taking the Evelyn Wood Speed Meter Reading Course.
Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.
Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?
I received an incorrect bill because the electric company didn't send a meter reader to my house. Unchecked power can cause problems.
Utility Worker Gifts Collection
Utility Worker Mugs
Explore our collection of utility worker mugs and find the perfect humorous or heartfelt design to start or end their day on a high note.
Utility Worker Pillows
Browse our utility worker pillows and add a fun, comfy touch to their favorite space — a cozy tribute to their vital work.
Utility Worker Prints
Discover inspiring prints that honor utility workers and their crucial role. Brighten up their workspace or home with a witty, artistic tribute.
Utility Worker T-Shirts
Check out our utility worker t-shirts, crafted with humor and style to celebrate the essential workers who keep us going.