'Dear Home Owner, If you do not pay your overdue water bill immediately, we will be forced to discontinue your service. Cordially, The Water Department.'
Utility Company Worker Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors utility company workers? Our collection offers funny, charming, and appreciative items that recognize their vital role in keeping our world running smoothly. Whether it's for a hardworking technician or an essential service professional, these products are designed to bring a smile and a sense of pride. Craft a unique present that highlights their dedication, reliability, and the essential services they provide every day.
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
The Solar System (after deregulation)
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
Water company bonus.
"Neversource"
'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'
"Read me one more, Daddy!"
'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'
"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."
Electricity Bills
"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."
Water shortage and waste due to leaks
Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.
Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson
'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."
"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."
"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."
Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
Cleaning service on skates.
A Utility Knife.
Energy Bills
Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.
Pipeline bends around a bear.
A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'
New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.
Duel Fuel?
A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.
Call before you dig!
Power Station
Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.
'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'
"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"
Utility Company Worker Gifts Collection
Utility Company Worker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that honor utility company workers, blending humor and gratitude for a perfect gift that brightens their day.
Utility Company Worker Pillows
Our collection of humorous and heartfelt pillows makes a cozy gift for utility workers to decorate their work or home space with pride.
Utility Company Worker Prints
Discover our striking prints celebrating utility company heroes—ideal for their workspace or home, making a bold statement of appreciation.
Utility Company Worker T-Shirts
Check out our fun and proud t-shirts designed for utility company professionals—ideal for showcasing their vital role with humor and style.