Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'
Power Company Worker Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a power company worker? Our collection of witty and heartfelt products pays tribute to the dedicated professionals who keep our electricity flowing. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their hard work and commitment with a touch of humor and appreciation.
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'
'Let's call him lucky!'
"Neversource"
'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'
"Read me one more, Daddy!"
Industrial Beautification van
Electricity Bills
"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."
Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.
If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.
Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson
Home Heating Oil
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.
"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."
A Utility Knife.
"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."
Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.
A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'
Pipeline bends around a bear.
New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.
A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.
Call before you dig!
For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.
"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"
Power Station
Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.
"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"
Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?
'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'
TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'
Power Company Worker Gifts Collection
Power Company Worker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that honor power company workers with funny and heartfelt designs—start your gift search today.
Power Company Worker Pillows
Comfort and humor combine in our pillows for power company workers—brighten up a space with a thoughtful gift.
Power Company Worker Prints
View prints that pay tribute to power company workers with stylish artwork and clever captions—ideal for any proud professional.
Power Company Worker T-Shirts
Find t-shirts celebrating power company workers with humorous and proud messages—perfect for any occasion.