Power Plant Workers Gifts

New York Powercut

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Snake in the grass...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Industrial Beautification van

Keystone XL

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

There's no real oil emergency...

The Procrastinator

"Woo-hoo!"

Camel In The Tent

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Energy trap.

'Who is to blame?'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

BP corporation has money spewing uncontrollably from it.

Middle Eastern Crisis.