Power Plant Operator Gifts

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

Industrial Beautification van

Nuclear Countdown

Nuclear waste.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'I found another pothole.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

The Church-Going Bell.

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Digger.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Woman holding two phones together.

Back scratcher

Power Station

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Awareness!...

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

"I got tired of running a huge mill, so I opened up a small steel boutique."

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.