Power Plant Operator Pillows

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

Industrial Beautification van

Nuclear Countdown

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Nuclear waste.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'I found another pothole.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The Church-Going Bell.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

Digger.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Woman holding two phones together.

Back scratcher

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

Power Station

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Awareness!...

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

"I got tired of running a huge mill, so I opened up a small steel boutique."

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.