Power Plants Gifts

Awareness!...

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Now that's a win."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Nuclear waste.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Industrial Beautification van

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Someone has had a hard day!

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'My rise to the top is a long story. Being bottom of the food chain you'll sit and listen to all of it.'