Power Plant Jokers Gifts

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

Nuclear waste.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Sorry...I overslept."

Born Cynical,,,,

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

Power Station

Awareness!...

'You are devious and deceitful.' - 'Thanks very much.'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

"This is a letter from your teacher. Are you seriously eating your own homework?"

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

"Sir, I'm afraid we're having a meltdown."

"We're under stage four water restrictions!"

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

'G is for the God-awful food we were served...U is for the uncomfortable chairs...'

"What do you mean when you say 'competitive salary?'"

'...I've decided on our efficiency slogan - 'Just do the Business - Eliminate Waste.''

Our heating towers? I thought they were cooling towers.

New York Powercut

"If you would like a break while on, hold press 1 if you'd like to go and wash your car..."

Wrong end of extension cord brought to electrical outlet.

"You're lucky, Baldo. You have the best job here."