Power Plants Mugs

Awareness!...

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Now that's a win."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Nuclear waste.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

Industrial Beautification van

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Someone has had a hard day!

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

"I'm not wearing any underwear."