Plant-powered Gifts

"I'm trying to eat lower on the food chain."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'New Barbeque.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

The vegan hunter

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Go Veggie...

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Butcher shop +