Plant-powered Gifts

"I'm trying to eat lower on the food chain."

"States of tofu"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Queen of Quinoa

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The irises clash with the roses! Peonies?! Here? What was I thinking? No! Not aphids already! Psycho gardening disorder.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

The early days of tofurkey.

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"How almond milk is made"

The vegan hunter

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Go Veggie...

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

Where we get veggie burgers

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Butcher shop +