Plant-powered Advocate Gifts

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"States of tofu"

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The sea 2050.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Raining Leaves.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Earth Day Summit.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Heart Disease Menu

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Peas on Earth.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'New Barbeque.'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Ignoring Climate Change