Plant-powered Enthusiast Gifts

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

SPOONING CACTI

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Watering Flowers

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."