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'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"