Plant-powered Advocate Mugs

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"States of tofu"

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Queen of Quinoa

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The sea 2050.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Raining Leaves.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Heart Disease Menu

Earth Day Summit.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Ignoring Climate Change

Peas on Earth.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'New Barbeque.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"We're on track for net zero."