Plant-powered Punster Gifts

"Just dumb luck on your part....tomorrow the whole village is turning vegan."

Hank the vegetarian couldn't make it as a contract killer.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"YOU pass him on the left."

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

The vegan hunter

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Go Veggie...

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

International Carrot Day April 4th

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

Vegan Insomnia

Mobile Holmes.

Surfin' the web.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Timmy Gets Solitary.