Plant-based Punster Gifts

Vegan Insomnia

"I'm your waiter and a vegetarian. Let's try to do this without anyone getting hurt"

Free-range tofu.

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

International Carrot Day April 4th

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

The vegan hunter

Larry's Literary Market.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

Go Veggie...

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

Mobile Holmes.

Surfin' the web.

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."