Plant-based Punsters Gifts

They shouldn't have to warn you about possible little bones in your meal at a vegetarian restaurant.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Hamlet.

The vegan hunter

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Go Veggie...

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

International Carrot Day April 4th

Vegan Insomnia

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

Leaflet

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

"Of course, in life he was allergic to them."

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'