Plant-based Pun Lover Gifts

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

"I'm looking for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"What are you in for?"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Onion Guillotine

Octopi a la mode.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

Pickled beets.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Flytrap nerd.

"Guac-A-Mole"

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Tree's Tree Nursery. Of course we can plant them. We'll be right over! $. It's the only hedge fund I can get behind. Tree's Trees.

Gastrique Bypass

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?