"Wordplay - transplant. I used to be a gladiola."
Plant Pun Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your plant pun lover? Delight them with witty designs that celebrate their love of greenery and humor. Our collection includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints featuring clever plant puns that will bring a smile to any nature enthusiast. Whether they’re into succulents, ferns, or flowering plants, these gifts add a splash of personality and humor to their everyday routine. Find the perfect green-inspired gift that’s as charming as it is pun-derful!
"Good news - he's in a vegetative state."
Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?
'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'
'I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals - I'm a vegetarin because I hate plants.'
"What are you in for?"
"He treated associates like he treated his plants."
"Don't be embarrassed. Lots of men your age use Miracle-Gro."
'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
Gardening#2
Mantis Love
Hardy Annuals
"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"
A Venus cow trap.
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Pea
'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'
Person carrying balloons and plants.
Poinsettia
'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'
"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."
"You've definitely got water retention..."
"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"
Pollination Process
"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."
You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.
"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."
"It's inoperable and perennial."
Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But
Biotechnology in agriculture
Plant Pun Lover Gifts Collection
Plant Pun Lover Mugs
Explore our wide range of plant pun mugs, the ideal gift for anyone who loves to start their morning with a smile and a clever botanical pun.
Plant Pun Lover Pillows
Discover playful plant pun pillows—cozy, witty accents that bring humor and personality to any room in their house.
Plant Pun Lover Prints
Browse our amusing plant pun art prints—great for brightening up a space and celebrating their love for plants with a humorous twist.
Plant Pun Lover T-Shirts
Check out our collection of plant pun t-shirts—fun, stylish, and perfect for any plant aficionado to wear their humor on their sleeve.