Plant Pun Lover T-Shirts

"Wordplay - transplant. I used to be a gladiola."

"Good news - he's in a vegetative state."

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

'I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals - I'm a vegetarin because I hate plants.'

"What are you in for?"

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Don't be embarrassed. Lots of men your age use Miracle-Gro."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

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Mantis Love

Hardy Annuals

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Pea

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Poinsettia

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Pollination Process

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Biotechnology in agriculture