Plant Pun Lover T-Shirts

"Wordplay - transplant. I used to be a gladiola."

"Good news - he's in a vegetative state."

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

'I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals - I'm a vegetarin because I hate plants.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Don't be embarrassed. Lots of men your age use Miracle-Gro."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Poinsettia

Pollination Process

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Biotechnology in agriculture

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Blatant competition in nature.

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"It's inoperable and perennial."