Plant Pun Fan Gifts

Legumes.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"What are you in for?"

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Cupid misses his shot.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

The vegan hunter

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Flytrap nerd.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

Arm Chair

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Okay - I can see you now."

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Tree's Tree Nursery. Of course we can plant them. We'll be right over! $. It's the only hedge fund I can get behind. Tree's Trees.

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'