Potato Pun Fan Gifts

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Couch Potatoes

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Spudhenge

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

Parking validation

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Finger Food.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."