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Couch Potatoes

Spudhenge

Weapon of mash destruction.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Menu Dating

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Stupid Microwave

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Spud dating.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

The Hypnotato,

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

The Polygon family at home

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"