Couch Potato Fan Gifts

"All right, but just one more episode."

'When we win the lottery we'll get someone to do that.'

Bench potato.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Jehovah's World Cup Interruptors

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

Ultra-lazy sloth

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Couch Potatoes

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Lockdown Brain

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."