Couch Potato Lover Gifts

"Grab me a zebra while you're up will ya, hon?"

'He's been reading it for the past 20 years!'

"Ed's world line is a dot."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"In da house"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"He's fine, Ma'm."