Couch Potato Connoisseur Gifts

Working from Home.

'No Timmy, we're different from the animals. We have a purpose in life.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"It's hard to believe he used to be a prop forward for England. Now he just props backwards."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'It's not a rash. I often see this in couch potatoes. You're growing eyes.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"We've lost the remote."

'The weight gain began when we locked out all the sex and violence on TV...that only left the cooking shows.'

'We didn't like to disturb him.'

TV Guide Advises 'Go Out!"

'There's no sports on TV...you want to make love?'

American Idle.

"I used to think you were quite a catch, but I've decided to throw you back!"

"I so could use a break."

'He likes to help me do nothing.'

'My husband never does anything in a hurry either: Not only is he a sloth, he's a lazy sloth...'

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

'Well, you've met the couch potato. Now meet, the chips.'

'Wait a minute - How an a reality show be ANIMATED?'

'He's a case of unintelligent design.'

"We're staying in and watching the stars again?"

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Dad, it says here Millennials earn less than their parents did. I want my allowance reinstated."

"My support group told me to embrace my mistakes."

"So I said 'Would it kill you to do a little yardwork?'"

'When they said more people were holiday at home I think they meant in the UK.'

"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

"Since you retired, you've gone to pieces!"

"This room seems so much larger since I relocated that old recliner."

"Hey, great ab!"

"You know, there are more important ways you can use a drone. Besides, walking to the kitchen would probably be good for you."

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."