Couch Potato Aficionados Gifts

"I think his sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."

Snarcalounger

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"I'm a genetically modified couch potato."

'Your father's decided to pause in his programme of reform.'

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

Hibernation channel

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Love is when you watch television together.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."