Young Potato Fan Gifts

The Potato Man

Night of the Latkes

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Stupid Microwave

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Couch Potatoes

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

Mash-Test Dummies.

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

The Hypnotato,

Spud dating.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Mash-test Dummies.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Mr. Tater Tot

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

Potato Famine (somebody didn't make enough mashed potatoes)

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.