Young Potato Fan Gifts

The Potato Man

Night of the Latkes

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Stupid Microwave

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Couch Potatoes

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

Mash-Test Dummies.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

The Hypnotato,

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

Spud dating.

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Mash-test Dummies.

Sale - Eyepod.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Mr. Tater Tot

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.