Potato Lover Gifts

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

"Time to go, buddy. You're loaded."

'Just our luck - vegetarians!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Hey, Buddy! My eyes are up here!. . . and here, and here, and over there, and..."

Spud-Nik

'You're trying too hard to compete with the supermarket.'

Sorry sir. It seems you have more than ten potatoes in there.

'Potatoes AND stuffing!'

"Miss Carlisle, if I have six potatoes and I take away four potatoes, how many potatoes do I have left."

Potato Changes His Image.

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

STRIP Hambone: Desktop Publishing by potato printing

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Snowman covered in eyes.

Spud-u-Likely Lads.

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

Census. Well, let's see .. One potato, two potato, three potato, four

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

I love Cannelloni

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Stupid Microwave

Al Dante

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."