Potato Lover T-Shirts

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

"Time to go, buddy. You're loaded."

'Just our luck - vegetarians!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Spud-Nik

'You're trying too hard to compete with the supermarket.'

Sorry sir. It seems you have more than ten potatoes in there.

'Potatoes AND stuffing!'

"Miss Carlisle, if I have six potatoes and I take away four potatoes, how many potatoes do I have left."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

STRIP Hambone: Desktop Publishing by potato printing

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Spud-u-Likely Lads.

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Stupid Microwave

Al Dante

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Couch Potatoes

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Holy Macaroni,

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."