Potato Person T-Shirts

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Night of the Latkes

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Stupid Microwave

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Couch Potatoes

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Watchdog

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

The Hypnotato,

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

Spud dating.

Mash-test Dummies.

Sale - Eyepod.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

Spudhenge

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin