Potato Lovers Gifts

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Spud dating.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

I love Cannelloni

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Stupid Microwave

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Al Dante

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Pizza Tower Bridge

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"