Potato Lovers Prints

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

Spud dating.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

I love Cannelloni

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Stupid Microwave

Pizza Tower Bridge

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

Al Dante

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