Potato Head Enthusiast Gifts

"Ah, honey?" "Yes, sweetheart?" "You've left it in the drawer again."

Night of the Latkes

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Stupid Microwave

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Couch Potatoes

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Bird nesting in the garden.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Spud dating.

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

The Hypnotato,

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

Mash-test Dummies.

Sale - Eyepod.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'