Potato Head Enthusiast Pillows

"Ah, honey?" "Yes, sweetheart?" "You've left it in the drawer again."

Night of the Latkes

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Stupid Microwave

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Couch Potatoes

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Bird nesting in the garden.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

The Hypnotato,

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

Spud dating.

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

Mash-test Dummies.

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.