Potato Chip Admirer Pillows

'More chips, Dale?' - 'Sure. . . I can't stop eating 'em!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

American Idle.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Stupid Microwave

Origins Of Evolution

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'Hey, honey bun!'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Working from Home.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"We've lost the remote."

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"Hey, great ab!"