Potato Chip Admirer Pillows

'More chips, Dale?' - 'Sure. . . I can't stop eating 'em!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Stupid Microwave

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'Hey, honey bun!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"In da house"

Working from Home.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"You have such beautiful eyes."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"We've lost the remote."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'Now that I have your attention...'

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

"Hey, great ab!"

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"