Couch Potato Appreciator Pillows

'Oh,you know, the usual...500 channels and nothing on.'

Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'

"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

'He's an ambitious man who shows remarkable restraint.'

'I know what makes him tick, but I don't know how to make him work.'

Energy Drinks

"Some men are type A or B, but mine is a Z."

'Fred's too lazy to fix things around the house. On the plus side, he's also too lazy to break things.'

'Why is it that I'm the one who had the children and you're the one who lost your figure?'

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'Daddy will give you some quality time during the next commercial.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

'Me name's Murphy, I'm Oirish and no cracks about couch potato.'

"I know you won the lottery George, but is this the best you can up with?"

"I have to say, you being less jubilant isn't much of a New Year's resolution."

"Do you mind if I put you on hold while the football is on, Martha?"

"The landlord says that there are no animals allowed in this apartment. You've got to move out."

"It's our motivational speaker. He ays to hell with it, he's staying home tonight to watch TV."

"Shall I move?"

"Marvin is in the group who has given up trying to find work...and that was before the recession!"

"Marvin is in the group who has given up trying to find work...and that was before the recession!"

'Some people find their elderly parents a burden but I wouldn't be without mine.'

True Crime 'n Fritos

"He's lazy and not very handy around the house. But I'm a cartoonist, and he provides me with a ton of material."

What makes me suspect you're a couch potato? Well, for one thing, when you sat on the examination table, you asked for a remote control.

Evolution of Chair

Man telling maid to tell a visitor he is busy.

'You know... for a beaver you're not very busy.'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

'...but he does put up a lovely shelf.'

Origins Of Evolution

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'You can't win with him - if he isn't drunk he's sober.'

"Hi, I was sent by the temp office. They said you needed a husband."