Couch Potato Aficionado Pillows

Good dog, bad dog.

Couch Potatoes

"Living with Michael is like living with a slow internet connection. I keep waiting for the content to load."

Lazy Susan

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

'We're a two-income family - unfortunately I have both jobs.'

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

'Leon hasn't decided what he wants to be when he grows up.'

'Mom, have you seen dad lately?'

'I've added up all the 'few minutes,' and as of today, you've spent six solid weeks with Andy Rooney.'

'This just in: An international team of scientists has conclusively proven that life is, indeed, a spectator sport! Details at eleven.'

'Burp! Please don't cry, Sweetheart, it's our Wedding Anniversary, Burp! Tomorrow!'

'He's still got his looks - good job I've got used to them.'

Lazy man with 'How's my idling?' sign.

'It's indigestion due to your lifestyle, you're watching too many T.V. cookery shows.'

'Welcome to the couch potato channel - sponsored by beer, soft drinks and chips.'

'I don't know.'

"Nigel Trubshaw won't be in work today, he's got lazy swine flu."

'Move over-I can join you now the kids have flown the nest!'

'This is typical of you. Lying in bed all day, expecting to be waited on, hand and foot!'

"Some men mature like fine wine. Mine just grew sour like stale milk,"

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

'Craig has been in airplane mode for a few years now.'

"Phew, that buys me some time."

"I dare say you have seen more interesting wildlife programmes. For the last hour you've been watching the gold-fish tank."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Man eating Gluten

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

Some people Power Walk. Mary Power Sits.

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

"He's busy cross-training. He's drinking with his left hand."

'It doesn't get any better than this.' 'That's what has me worried.'

"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"

"He's considered a fixture, so he's included with the house."