Couch Potato Afficionado Pillows

'Grandma said the only thing you like to draw is your pension!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

American Idle.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Origins Of Evolution

Couch Potatoes

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Happy Brithday

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"In da house"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'