Potato Chips Pillows

I HEART CHIPS

Couch Potato Friends

"The last few salt & vinegar chips are always the sourest."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Stupid Microwave

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Lockdown Brain

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

We never fly anywhere anymore.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

The Hypnotato,

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

Spud dating.

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

Mash-test Dummies.

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips