Eating Chips Pillows

"My chips need more salsa."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Party Animals.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Soup of the month.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Pigeon Little

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

The Main Types of Cheese

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'