Chip Snacker Pillows

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

Little league world series of poker.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Breakfast surreal.

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

"I do diet...between snacks."

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Cookie Thief

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Greedy child

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Cookie jars are easy. Try breaking into this tough plastic packaging!"

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

Don't lie to me

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.