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Couch Potato Friends

"The last few salt & vinegar chips are always the sourest."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Ultra-lazy sloth

Stupid Microwave

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

Spud dating.

The Hypnotato,

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

Mash-test Dummies.

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

"That's enough exercise for one day."

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.